We are just like you, but with more bookshelves.
We spend our free time trolling the internet to correct your grammar.
English Majors just read all day.
Only women major in English.
NOT TRUE! In my graduating class there were at least five male English Majors! Famous male English Majors include: Chevy Chase, Matt Damon, James Van Der Beek, Sting, and Conan O'Brian.
Only "crazy" feminists major in English.
...more like crazy awesome feminists